This section is probably dedicated to people who are bored and just want to have a dandy old time reading some of my life experiences.  Some true, some exaggerated, but for the most part, I think they are fun to read.  So fiddle around until you can't take anymore of my stories.

How to be Howard **New

Father and Son conversation

Howard's Proverb

Episodes at Karen's House

A collection of people farting on me

Why I ask permission to fart

What happens when you free mice in an open field?

I don't look like Forest Gump

My injuries


Why I like to karate chop girls

Why I turned queer on October 26, 2001

Adventures at work

Things I like to do with Erin Gern