This section is probably dedicated to people who are bored and just want to have a dandy old time reading some of my life experiences. Some true, some exaggerated, but for the most part, I think they are fun to read. So fiddle around until you can't take anymore of my stories.
How to be Howard **New
Father and Son conversation
Episodes at Karen's House
A collection of people farting on me
Why I ask permission to fart
What happens when you free mice in an open field?
I don't look like Forest Gump
Why I like to karate chop girls
Why I turned queer on October 26, 2001
Adventures at work
Things I like to do with Erin Gern